spoon me while we watch bobs burgers until I fall asleep and drool all over you plz

(via willtwerkforbands)


the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

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why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

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what you got on your Instagram that’s so private? your grande latte? that sandwich you ate yesterday? bye

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So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

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"I feel incredibly awkward as a human being and incredibly teenaged still"

(Source: joharville, via claryherondales)


i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy

(Source: bradbury-charlie, via willtwerkforbands)

We could be the last people left.

(Source: bearticeprior, via katnissofdauntless)


I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via cumfort)


When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

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Siri find me some self confidence

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