spoon me while we watch bobs burgers until I fall asleep and drool all over you plz
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
“you’re like a son to me”
“dad, i am your son”
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
what you got on your Instagram that’s so private? your grande latte? that sandwich you ate yesterday? bye
I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible